The bicentennial year of 1976 was a big year for me and a big one for the U.S. Everyone was in a celebratory mood, pretty much, and it had all the aspects of being a year of big fun with lots and lots of patriotic parties.
I was hoping for some orgies in there, filled with patriotic fervor and amorous women, but they never materialized. I was too busy anyway, trying to keep the Olympic Committee from banning all of my ITA track and field friends.
Personally and nationally, things were looking up. We were out of Vietnam finally and completely and I think people were looking forward to a full year of freedom from the shame and embarrassment of that conflict. It was like getting out of a bar brawl where you keep getting things broken — your nose, your teeth, your arm, your dignity — until finally you sort of slip your way to the door and duck out into the cool night air and take a deep breath.
So, it was a promising year, packed full of promising events with a definite rise to the national spirit.
It would be a presidential election year, too, and while I wasn’t particularly partisan, I thought there would be a chance to get rid of the Watergate hangover and any holdovers from the Nixon Administration. That included Gerald Ford, the successor to Nixon, who had been appointed as vice president when Spiro Agnew resigned following his indictment on bribery charges. We had had a bagman in the Executive Office in Agnew, the archetype of the hypocritical politician who used words and phrases such as “nattering nabobs of negativism” and “troglodytes” to describe various reporters and media outlets and liberals. It turned out he was just a common crook and not so smart after all, since he got caught with his hand in the money bag, taking political payoffs. And he was our vice president. It still makes me cringe.
When Nixon resigned in the face of certain impeachment, Ford, the Grand Rapids, Mich., congressman, became president. He pardoned Nixon for any crimes he may have committed while president, such as trying to block investigations and conspiracy to pay bribes. I think most of the country was fairly stunned to learn that we had this sort of mafia in the White House and executive offices, talking about hush money, covering up a serious crime, making enemies lists, discussing ways to stonewall legitimate inquiry, and denying involvement in the Watergate burglary. You would have thought they were members of the U.S. Olympic Committee.
So, the nation had been in a state of disgrace for a while and 1976 was looking pretty damn good. And so was I, by the way. I know that’s a very conceited, self-centered, vain, pompous, arrogant and snotty thing to say. Did I say narcissistic? But it was true and I don’t have anything to lose by putting it down in writing. There’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose of narcissism.
It would be a year packed full of great things and famous people with whom I would cross paths: O. J. Simpson, George Foreman, Howard Cosell, Bill Russell, the Rolling Stones, Don Rickles, John Wayne, and Bob Hope. That doesn‘t even include the athletes I competed against on ABC‘s “Superstars“ program.
It was an Olympic year and I went to the Olympic trials, but as a commentator for ABC Sports. It was a year of superstars and I went to the superstars competition. I was still competing as a track and field professional. And I would take a trip to the Olympics, all expenses paid, and fall in love. Or at least in lust.
After several years of knee, back and other nagging ailments, I was finally healthy. I was so extremely healthy it made everybody sick. It almost made me sick, I was so healthy. I was so light on my feet , I could take three steps and touch my foot to the basketball rim. I could out sprint the sprinters to the 20 meter line. I could bench press almost 500 pounds. I could run a 4.3 second 40 yard dash. I ran a 9.6 second 100-yard dash in the new waffle style running shoes on asphalt. I weighed 260 pounds. I was trim and muscular and wanted to be the guy in the rent-a-car ads, leaping tall service counters, grabbing statuesque blondes with big bosoms and zooming off with them in a rented convertible.
I was so healthy, it made Howard Cosell sick and that made me happy. He saw me signing in at the Olympic Village in Montreal and I had on a pair of short cut-offs, and he stared at me and said, “You have a ridiculous body, Oldfield.” He may have been voicing jealousy, that ugly emotion. I should have slapped his wig off, but I felt sorry for him and didn’t. I still had all of my hair and he had that bad wig. And he had a body like a coal mine cave-in.
Cosell was an odd duck. At an ABC sports meeting in New York, Cosell and all these other guys were running around the room grabbing each other’s gonads and laughing, like they were stupid prep school boys. It’s not a pretty picture, I know, but that’s what it looked like. Now that he’s dead, bless his soul, I can reveal those things about him.
But Montreal was a highlight and I hung around with O.J. where we learned about homicides of the stars. I’ll tell you about that in a future blog.
By Brian Oldfield with George Houde