The Bicentennial Year: Nixon, Agnew, Watergate, O.J. Simpson and Howard Cosell’s Wig

August 14th, 2010

            The bicentennial year of 1976 was a big year for me and a big one for the U.S.  Everyone was in a celebratory mood, pretty much, and it had all the aspects of being a year of big fun with lots and lots of patriotic parties.

            I was hoping for some orgies in there, filled with patriotic fervor and amorous women, but they never materialized. I was too busy anyway,  trying to keep the Olympic Committee from banning all of my ITA track and field friends.

            Personally and nationally, things were looking up.  We were out of Vietnam finally and completely and I think people were looking forward to a full year of freedom from the shame and embarrassment of that conflict. It was like getting out of a bar brawl where you keep getting things broken — your nose, your teeth, your arm, your dignity — until finally you sort of slip your way to the door and duck out into the cool night air and take a deep breath.

            So, it was a promising year, packed full of promising events with a definite rise to the national spirit.   

            It would be a presidential election year, too, and while I wasn’t particularly partisan, I thought there would be a chance to get rid of the Watergate hangover and any holdovers from the Nixon Administration. That included Gerald Ford, the successor to Nixon, who had been appointed as vice president when Spiro Agnew resigned following his indictment on bribery charges. We had had a bagman in the Executive Office in Agnew, the archetype of the hypocritical politician who used words and phrases such as “nattering nabobs of negativism” and “troglodytes” to describe various reporters and media outlets and liberals. It turned out he was just a common crook and not so smart after all, since he got caught with his hand in the money bag, taking political payoffs. And he was our vice president. It still makes me cringe.

            When Nixon resigned in the face of certain impeachment, Ford, the Grand Rapids, Mich., congressman, became president. He pardoned Nixon for any crimes he may have committed while president, such as trying to block investigations and conspiracy to pay bribes. I think most of the country was fairly stunned to learn that we had this sort of mafia in the White House and executive offices, talking about hush money, covering up a serious crime, making enemies lists, discussing ways to stonewall legitimate inquiry, and denying  involvement in the Watergate burglary. You would have thought they were members of the U.S. Olympic Committee.        

            So, the nation had been in a state of disgrace for a while and 1976 was looking pretty damn good. And so was I, by the way. I know that’s a very conceited, self-centered, vain, pompous, arrogant and snotty thing to say. Did I say narcissistic? But it was true and I don’t have anything to lose by putting it down in writing.  There’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose of narcissism.   

            It would be a year packed full of great things and famous people with whom I would cross paths: O. J. Simpson, George Foreman,  Howard Cosell, Bill Russell, the Rolling Stones,  Don Rickles, John Wayne, and Bob Hope. That doesn‘t even include the athletes I competed against on ABC‘s “Superstars“ program.

             It was an Olympic year and I went to the Olympic trials, but as a commentator for ABC Sports. It was a year of superstars and I went to the superstars competition.  I was still competing as a track and field professional.  And I would take a trip to the Olympics, all expenses paid, and fall in love. Or at least in lust.  

            After several years of knee, back and other nagging ailments, I was finally healthy. I was so extremely healthy it made everybody sick. It almost made me sick, I was so healthy.  I was so light on my feet , I could take three steps and touch my foot to the basketball rim. I could out sprint the sprinters to the 20 meter line. I could bench press almost 500 pounds. I could run a 4.3 second 40 yard dash. I ran a 9.6 second 100-yard dash in the new waffle style running shoes on asphalt.  I weighed 260 pounds. I was trim and muscular and wanted to be the guy in the rent-a-car ads, leaping tall service counters, grabbing statuesque blondes with big bosoms and zooming off with them in a rented convertible.

            I was so healthy, it made Howard Cosell sick and that made me happy.  He saw me signing in at the Olympic Village in Montreal and I had on a pair of short cut-offs,  and he stared at me and said, “You have a ridiculous body, Oldfield.” He may have been voicing jealousy, that ugly emotion. I should have slapped his wig off, but I felt sorry for him and didn’t. I still had all of my hair and he had that bad wig. And he had a body like a coal mine cave-in.

            Cosell was an odd duck. At an ABC sports meeting in New York, Cosell and all these other guys were running around the room grabbing each other’s gonads and laughing, like they were stupid prep school boys.  It’s not a pretty picture, I know, but that’s what it looked like. Now that he’s dead, bless his soul, I can reveal those things about him.

                But Montreal was a highlight and I hung around with O.J. where we learned about homicides of the stars.  I’ll tell you about that in a future blog. 

By Brian Oldfield with George Houde

Looking For Conquerors at Summer Camp

July 15th, 2010

                I apologize for not writing sooner. I’ve been busy coaching, observing, and pondering the mysteries of track and field, such as why no one has broken the world throwing records set back in the 1980s. 

                Just something to think about while watching young athletes sweat, strain and train for the glory of track and field.

                May and June are big months for throwers, and track and field in general. There’s a lot of coaching to be done and my disciples were out there throwing like madmen and madwomen, may Odin bless them and our unified spin theory.

                On a road trip June 13 to Denison University in Ohio for a training camp with my old friend John Powell, I learned that there is great interest in the throwing events in all ages and all corners of the world.

                At the Denison camp, we coached about 70 young people from all over — Florida, Georgia, Texas, the Midwest. In previous years, we’ve had student athletes come from as far away as Fiji, Europe, Africa, Asia, Australia. The only continent we haven’t had people from is Antarctica. 

                We’ve had some very good athletes who went on to become fine throwers in high school and college. And not only young throwers. We get senior citizen students who want to compete in age group competitions just for the sheer fun of throwing.     

                I’ve known Powell since 1968 and we went to the Munich Olympics together. Powell was a four time U.S. Olympic contender in the discus. He also had a real job as a San Jose police officer and so was a contributing and productive member of society, as opposed to myself. I was unable to conform as much and it always made me cringe to think about putting on a suit and tie and going to the office every day. Still does. I’m cringing right now, writing about it.  

                Powell set a world record in the discus in 1975 about a week after I set the world record shot-put. That was pretty sensational stuff and we felt like kings of the throwers circles. We became best buddies and I roomed at his condo in Cupertino, Cal., back in the 70s. I could talk the lingo of corrections and cops, having worked as a teacher at the boy’s reformatory in St. Charles, Ill. It was my only real attempt to have a career based on my academic achievements, such as they were.  

                Powell was not the biggest guy nor the strongest guy on the field, but he had great technique and was able to throw the disc a country mile. It was fun to watch and to compete against him.

                He began the throwing camps about 25 years ago and I have been coaching at them ever since. I love being around the students. It gives you energy and it reminds me of my young days when I had no idea about the great world of athletics and the immense possibilities out there.

                Powell and I did the routine training — bench press, overhead press, military press, squats, all of that good stuff to develop strength. But we also worked a lot on technique and footwork, because you can’t be a successful thrower just by getting bigger and stronger. You have to develop speed, flexibility and balance.  

                That was one of the reasons I did 100 yard sprints and striders. It helps you develop your footwork and your leg speed to move through the throwing circle. Running makes you a better athlete.             

                From Denison, I went on to Wichita and another training camp. More kids, more talent, more enthusiasm. It’s all about the joy of throwing. 

                I’m still looking for disciples. There’s still space left to be conquered in throwing, a sort of final frontier on the fields of play. All of the world records in discus, shot-put and javelin were set in the 1980s. Those records are waiting to be conquered. I want some conquerors to raise their hands and say, “Help me break that world record.”

                I may have found one, not in the training camps, but in the world of weekend warriors. John Long, from downstate Illinois, who sought me out to learn how to train to set records, to be the best you can be. At 36, he is on the mature side, but he has the desire, the size, the dream. We’ll see what happens.   

By Brian Oldfield with George Houde

I MEET THE IRON SHEIK AND ALMOST PUKE ON HIS SHOES

June 10th, 2010

             The Iron Sheik, a professional wrestler also known as Col. Mustafa, has bragged on a radio interview how he beat me so bad in the ring that he made me puke.

             It’s time I set the record straight.

             He made the comments two years ago in an interview. Someone in the studio videotaped the interview and has posted the tape on YouTube. Now the world can see what the Iron Sheik looks like with headphones on, a bandana and a phony looking mustache. 

             Dial it up:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5H12ECVwf8

             My meeting with him was one of those events that in the broader context of things seems ridiculously minor now. It was a weekend tryout at Verne Gagne’s wrestling gym in Minneapolis. Those familiar with professional wrestling will know who Gagne is and the legendary status he holds in the sport. A member of the 1948 U.S. Olympic wrestling squad, Gagne was one of those who set the stage for professional wrestling as we know it today. 

             In the 60s and 70s, Gagne was trying to develop wrestlers for regional shows for his American Wrestling Association, now defunct. If a wrestler was good enough, then he might get a crack at bigger things. In those days, wrestling still operated on a regional basis in which you had to develop your persona, take it on the road and see if fans liked the act. You would wrestle in small auditoriums, high school gyms, and other local venues where the folding chair move began. You had to have a certain fortitude to do it and a deep, deep desire to become a pro wrestling star because it wasn’t much of a life. It was like a farm system, but with a lot of bum steers. 

             Me, I was just trying to make a couple of bucks. I had become a professional thrower with the International Track Association. Why not a professional wrestler?  

             So my people called Gagne’s people and there I was, in Minneapolis in the dead of winter, minus 50 degrees outside, on a weekend that I barely remember. The Iron Sheik remembers it much better than I do, since it must have been a great moment for him.

             Of course, I was hung over during the tryout. My first bout came Friday night. It was a party bout and I guess I was a little too enthusiastic. What else can you do in Minnesota when it’s 50 below?

             On Saturday at Gagne’s gym, I was not pretty anymore. I think my eyes might have been bleeding and I had a throbbing headache and dry mouth. Even the Iron Sheik looked prettier than me and he’s no day at the beach.

             In any case, there I was on a wrestling mat with the man formerly known as Ali Vasari,   who had been a bodyguard for the Shah of Iran and an assistant coach for the 1968 U.S. Olympic wrestling team.  I remember he said, “Brian, get down on the mat. I’ll show you something.” Or words to that effect.

             I got down on the mat. The Iron Sheik got me in an arm bar.  My shoulder popped out of joint loud enough for the Iron Sheik to hear. He said to me apologetically, “Brian, we don’t go that far in professional wrestling.” He thought I should have tapped out before my shoulder popped and shook his finger at me. 

             I felt it when it popped, but it didn’t hurt, probably because of the pain killers I had taken for the hangover. Even though I was still drunk, I knew something was wrong. Then it popped back in. It really didn’t bother me. I told the Sheik I had another shoulder and not to worry. My real problem was the hangover. I could feel my stomach churning. That was the real hurt. Suddenly, I jumped up and ran over to a wastebasket and heaved.

             So now the Iron Sheik is taking credit for beating me to a pulp, beating me so bad that I puked. He almost makes it sound like he ripped my arm out its socket and beat me over the head with it.  It wasn’t even a match! I voluntarily got down on the mat so he could show me some of his amazing wrestling wizardry. I should have puked on his shoes.

             In spite of that, the Iron Sheik paid some great compliments to me in his radio blast, reminding everybody about my status as a shotputter, that I had been to the Olympics, set a world record, and was an all around good guy. I even think he said I was the greatest shotputter of all time.

             I’m not going to argue with him on that. So thanks a lot, Iron Sheik.   

By BRIAN OLDFIELD with GEORGE HOUDE

THE FORMULA AND THE TERMINATOR

May 21st, 2010

            Life is too short not to be strong.

            I decided that early on and started lifting weights in 7th grade, after I saw the late Steve Reeves in the movie, “Hercules.” Hercules was the ancient superhero who killed the nine-headed Hydra, captured the dog Cerberus, cleaned the Aegean stables, and performed other uncommon chores. After cleaning things up and making the world safe for democracy, Hercules started the Olympics, according to Greek mythology.

            Reeves had been Mr. Universe and parlayed it into films.  I thought he was cool and heroic and I wanted to be like Hercules and slay the Hydra, capture the guard dog of Hades and clean my room. And get the girl. So my dad bought me a Healthways 160 pound barbell set for Christmas and I started lifting in the basement but could barely pick up the full set. My dad would go down and curl the whole thing for a set of 10. Right then I figured I would never be able to beat his ass.  He never lifted weights. He was just a big, strong construction worker.  

            Those were the very humble beginnings of The Formula, which I used to build an interesting if not very profitable career in the athletic world. If you use The Formula, you can get faster, stronger, bigger, be more than you thought you could be, and never have sand kicked in your face at the beach. It won’t guarantee you a spot at the Olympics, but it might get you a spot on the varsity squad — track and field, football, soccer, tennis, badminton, whatever — and then you might be able to parlay that into a scholarship.

            If you’re past that age, and just want to be a weekend warrior, The Formula will help you make friends and influence people. You’ll look good on the beach, at the gym or in the office.

            The Formula was confirmed by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, whom I met at the Gold‘s Gym in Venice Beach back in 1980.  In his early 30s then, he had retired from bodybuilding competition, but would make a dramatic comeback that year to win the Mr. Olympia title for a 7th time. He also was preparing to run for governor of California through his role in “Conan the Barbarian,” the film that made him a household name in 1982. He was already training for that film, taking sword fighting and acting lessons and learning how to emote.   

            I was training for the Olympics, having been re-instated back to amateur status following a court battle with the U.S. Olympic Committee.  Arnold and I just happened to run into each other at the gym and struck up a friendship of sorts and a mutual admiration society. Oddly enough, the Terminator also started out admiring Steve Reeves in his role as Hercules, so we had a common film hero.  And we were both seeking perfect pumpitude. He was more buffed than I was, but I was stronger.   

            When he told me he was going to write a book on bodybuilding and would include a chapter on bodybuilding for competitive athletes, I told him I was going to write a book and would include a chapter on him. That was 30 years ago and I’ve finally got around to the book and Arnold’s chapter. This is part of it.

            I remember he said he admired that I used weight training to enhance my athletic performance, rather than to just enhance my appearance. Body building for sports was how he referred to it in his book and said it was great to have that sort of objective.  He put my name in there, too, and I don’t know that I ever thanked him for that. 

            Body building is a cosmetic pursuit, and Arnold used it to get bigger, stronger and prettier. I used it to get bigger, stronger, faster and more gnarly. Looking back, I think we were both in the business of setting a new blueprint for the modern male, Arnold on the pages of health and beauty, me in the pages of Sports Illustrated and Track & Field News.  

            The Formula is a combination of strength training, endurance, flexibility, speed work and feasibility. Feasibility because there are always limits. If you are a 100 pound woman, the laws of biomechanics say there is only so much you can do. Most people also have to make a living and so time in the gym is limited. In my prime, I used to work out six to eight hours a day. That’s a heavy load and very few people can do that. So you must adjust The Formula to fit your personal constraints.   

            There are four 12-week cycles in The Formula and the novice must start by getting oriented physically and mentally. By orienting mentally, I mean getting into the existentialism of training. If you’re not thinking about work or the other important issues in your life, you are thinking training. You are thinking about never missing a workout. You are thinking about what to eat to help your workout. You are thinking you can’t wait to get to the gym, or the track, or the practice field, or the ball court. You will become a team of one, directing yourself, and developing into the person you have daydreamed about. Don’t doubt that you have the strength to do it, because when you doubt your strength, you strengthen your doubts.

By Brian Oldfield with George Houde

My Longest Day and How I Became a Team of One

April 21st, 2010

            In 1966, I went to the regional NCAA championships for Middle Tennessee State College. They were held at Augustana College in Rock Island, Ill., one of the Quad City towns.  I was doing double-duty at the time, because I also was competing for the University of Chicago Track Club at various AAU events. You weren’t supposed to do that back then, but the NCAA world just wasn’t big enough for me. 

            It was in early June, college was out, summer was ahead and I was just beginning to realize my potential. I wasn’t from Tennessee so I drove my grandmother’s 1948 Pontiac Silver Streak to Rock Island. It was blue and had a rear windshield wiper, a rare accessory at the time. I was proud of it and thought it was the bee’s knees.

            The meet was on Saturday and I drove out on Friday afternoon from Elgin, Ill., my hometown. Like Rock Island, Elgin at the time was a Midwestern river town on the verge of economic collapse.

            I didn’t know it at the time, but on this weekend I would become an army of one long before the U.S. Army ever bought into that ad campaign. I would have been the prototype for that except that I had already failed my draft physical because of my back problems. It sounds strange, since I was competing in heavy throwing events at the college championship level, but I had had recurring problems with my back since my teen years and never knew when it would give out and immobilize me for days at a time.  I could throw and throw and throw, but then just the slightest twist or movement off center would send shooting waves of pain through me. I remember one time I literally had to crawl for blocks on my hands and knees to get home.  

              So there I was tooling along in my ‘48 Pancho, heading for a weekend of top level competition in the shot-put, my favorite thing in the world. It would be a glorious weekend.

            I pulled into Rock Island in the late afternoon and checked out the athletic field. Augustana is a nice place,  has a good balance of athletics and academics and is one of those picturesque, highly regarded colleges. I looked around campus and then headed downtown to see what kind of activities were available in the Quad Cities, if which Rock Island is one.  The others are Moline, Ill., and Davenport and Bettendorf, Iowa.

            Naturally, I wandered into the local pool hall in Rock Island. There is a song about pool and pool halls and one of the lines says, and I paraphrase here, “Soon your son will be drinking beer from a bottle.”

            I started playing pool with a firefighter from the area — I don’t remember his name — and soon we were cruising the Quad Cities in his 60’s muscle car, rumbling down the main drags, drinking beer, chasing skirts. I realized had hooked up with a maniac with a hot rod. We hit all four towns of the Quad Cities. It was my version of “American Graffiti,” the George Lucas film that is a tribute to the 1960s teen lifestyle.

            I finally had to call it a night. The firefighter dropped me off at my car and I drove to the field at St. Augustine and parked in the lot. I went to sleep in the back seat, which was large, but still cramped my style.  I felt like I was on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale, rather than at a track meet in the Midwest. 

            In the morning, as team buses were pulling in and the sun was coming up, I awoke and realized how uncomfortable and hung over I was.  I was all crunched up. I think my eyes were bleeding. My head throbbed. There is nothing like a good hangover to make you realize how delicate our body chemistry is. 

            I began looking for the rest of the team. I figured they would pull in on a bus, too. I waited. And waited. Finally, I went over to ask the meet officials where the Middle Tennessee team was. The official said they weren’t coming.  That was it. No explanation. I don’t know what happened to them. They got lost maybe. They slept late. They got drunk the night before and they were hung over, like me. Maybe they got arrested.

            A lot of people might have gotten in the car and went home.  But not me. After the officials said the team wasn’t showing, I open my big mouth and said, “No, that’s not right. The team is here, right here, standing in front of you.”

            They smiled. Go ahead smile, I thought. I’ll show you.

            I signed up for all the throwing events plus the high jump, long jump, 100 yard dash and 110 yard hurdles. I didn’t sign up for the distance runs. I knew better.

            The shot-put was the first event so I got that out of the way. I threw about 61 feet.  The javelin was next. I was still trying to figure out how to throw that,  so it was experimental for me, but at least I didn‘t hit anybody with it and heaved it about 150 feet.            

            Then the discus. I remember the wind was blowing right into my face. I just wound up and threw as hard and as strong as I could for a throw of about 146 feet. Not great but respectable.  I had no technique in javelin and discus, they were just yee-haw throws.

            I hit 21 feet in the long jump, about 6‘2“ in the high jump,  did a 10.5 in the 100 yard dash and 16.8 seconds in the 110 hurdles.  

            Our team took second overall. I got second place overall. That was without breakfast. It was the longest day of my life, but by the end of the meet my hangover was gone.  I like to think that Jim Thorpe, my idol and his own team of one, would have been proud.

 By Brian Oldfield with George Houde

How I Tried to Become a Movie Star and Met Dave Laut

March 28th, 2010

In 1980, I was living high on the hog in Los Angeles, training for the summer Olympics and sharing a pad with John Van Reenen, the great discus thrower from South Africa.

            It was my “Year of Living Lavishly.” I had landed a part in “Personal Best”, a film by Robert Towne about a lesbian track star who tries to convert one of her protégés to the other side. The film was a big Hollywood project. Towne had written the script for “Chinatown, ”  the Roman Polanski directed film which received an Academy Award nomination for Best Picture in 1974. Towne won the Oscar for best original screenplay for “Chinatown.” Jack Nicholson was nominated for his portrayal of Jake Gittes, the hard-boiled private detective who uncovers all the ugly secrets. The movie was a great success and remains a film noir classic.

            Towne put his Hollywood clout into “Personal Best.” There were high  expectations for the movie, which featured a sex scene between women and a scene of women athletes taking showers.  It was scandalous stuff which caused protests in Eugene, Ore., the film’s location. Local intellectuals handed out flyers saying that the movie was an insult to athletes and gave track and field a bad name. Mariel Hemingway played the protégé and became a friend of mine. I liked her. She laughed at my jokes.  She was a like a little sister and I think she felt petite and safe around me.   

            I hung out a bit with Towne and the new Rat Pack — Nicholson and Warren Beatty, Hugh Hefner and some other Hollywood types. I was being wined and dined by the Hollywoodies, going to meetings and being introduced around. It was fun getting your leg humped by people like that. I would drive up to the Warner Brothers studio and the guard at the gate would call Towne’s office and say, “Mr. Oldfield is here.” It made me feel quite important for a shot-putter, a career in which invitations to Hollywood festivities are few and far between.           

            More importantly, being in the film allowed me to train at the UCLA facilities. There was a summer Olympics coming up and I had sued the Olympic committee over my eligibility and won. I was getting ready to punch a hole in the sky again. Van Reenen and I would drive to training in his little Datsun — it looked like we were wearing it — so I was in hog heaven. 

            That’s when I met Dave Laut, who would become my protégé and one of my biggest challengers for shot-put supremacy in the 1980s. He was a UCLA student at the time and throwing with the traditional glide, but wanted to convert to the rotational throw. His German coach wouldn’t allow it though, so Dave had to wait until he graduated before he could do the Oldfield Spin.

            So, he became one of my converts. He was a good athlete, about my size and a very strong guy. He could overhead press 450 pounds for three reps.  I coached him through the conversion process and I could see that he was a fast learner, picking it right up, working on his technique. Soon he was challenging me and when he tied my American record at 72’3”, I said to myself, “Damn, can’t you stop coaching your competition?”

            But I’m not a top secret kind of guy. I like the camaraderie of throwers and I’d share tips and techniques or critique another guy’s throw. That is, if I liked them. And I liked Dave. He was a gentle giant and I thought he had a good heart.

            Eventually Dave became the only other person in the world to throw over 70 feet in both styles — the Parry O’Brien glide and the Oldfield Spin. At least, he was the only other person that I know of. If I’m wrong somebody will correct me, I’m sure. But from the time he learned the rotational throw until the end of my throwing career, I had a running battle with Laut to be top dog.

            In 1981 and 1982, he was very dominant.  I was ranked No. 1 and he was right there, barging in on me. I remember in 1983 at the Bruce Jenner Classic  we duked it out, one throw after another, pushing each other to the limit. That was a day of amazing throws. He ended up winning and first prize was a tiny motorcycle. He looked like a Polar Bear sitting on a tricycle. It was ridiculous.   

            Laut won a gold medal at the 1979 Pan American Games, a bronze medal at the IAAF World Cup in 1981 and a bronze at the 1984 summer Olympics in Los Angeles. In 1985, he was ranked numero uno in the U.S. Then he tore tendons in his knees and that spelled the end of his throwing career.

            Though he was an opponent, I admired his determination and grit. We would joke that if we made money by throwing, we’d be billionaires, somewhere in the top 99.9th percentile, raking in greenbacks. Of course, he wouldn’t have made as much as me.

            But we weren’t billionaires, or even millionaires. Not even close. He went and got a job, unlike me. I threw my college degree down the toilet. I did use the education to help me process all of the analysis I needed to improve my throws, but  I never used it to get a permanent job. After I went to the Munich Olympics in ‘72, I never wanted to return to mundane life in the Midwest. 

            It was difficult to believe that Laut was murdered last year, shot to death in his own yard. Even more shocking was that his wife of 29 years was charged with murder. She first told police Dave had been shot by an intruder, but then changed her story under further questioning. She eventually told police Dave had abused her for years. I never saw anything like that in Dave. He just seemed like a very easy going guy. It will be interesting to see what happens in the case. The couple had a young adopted son who may provide some clues.

            Laut was only 52 and it was a sad day when he was killed. He still had some contributions to make and was the athletic director at Hueneme High School in Oxnard, Calif. He was a true disciple of throwing.  If there ever was a Boy Scout who had a good heart and would help little old ladies across the street, it was Dave Laut.

            When I think of him, I think of those great days in Hollywood, the training at UCLA, Mariel Hemingway, Towne, Nicholson.  It was a great convergence of personalities, talent and glamour. I ended up getting bumped from the film because I went on a European track and field tour for the summer. But that’s another story. Let’s just say I wanted to be on the track and field circuit, my real calling, getting close to Valhalla.

 BY BRIAN OLDFIELD with George Houde

L’il Abner Scores Big Under the Bright Lights in Moscow

March 12th, 2010

            I didn’t get to the 1969 Moscow track and field meet with that great American squad because of my good looks and charming manner. Those only go so far.

            I got there because that year I had boosted my throw from 57 feet to 63 feet and took a third in the national championships. That’s a big leap in 12 months.  How did I do it? I stopped trying to be somebody else’s thrower and just became myself. I started throwing as if I could punch a hole in the sky and believed I could. That’s what I thought about when I practiced.  You learn to let your thoughts pull you along.   

            I was on the track and field team at Middle Tennessee State University, but I didn’t really know what I was doing. So I devoted myself to practice. I developed my own drills and borrowed others. One of them was a “Running South African.” We would run through the circle and let the shot fly. We called it that  because at the time South Africa was banned from the Olympics due to the government’s apartheid policies. The running throw was banned, too, so the name fit. There was a “Walking South African” version and the drills helped develop footwork and linear drive.  

            I also learned to throw left-handed. That helped analyze the throwing movement to see how everything worked together. It forced you to pick apart all the movements and see how they fit or didn‘t fit.   

            The trip to Russia was an education in itself and an introduction to the Soviet system. One brand of toothpaste, one brand of toilet paper, one brand of this and one brand of that. One brand of beer. I think it was Stalin Lager. I didn’t drink the beer. I drank champagne, just like the Communist Party officials.  

            But it wasn’t all fun. We had to compete and do our best to humble the Soviets, who thought they were God’s gift, except they didn’t believe in God. The Russians weren’t a big factor in the shot and discus, but the East Germans were. The two I competed against were Hans-Peter Gies and Hartmut Briesenick.  

            The event was held in the Moscow version of Madison Square Garden, though it was bigger than the Garden. The place was packed, standing room only.   

            The Soviets were so desperate to win that they shone spotlights in the eyes of some of our athletes during the competition. These were like leftover World War II anti-aircraft spotlights.   We had one long jumper, Norm Tate, who I thought might land in one of those big lights they had near the end of the jump pit. They pointed one right in his face. I thought it was a form of sabotage. It was the Cold War way.  

            Poor Norm was harassed as soon as he got off the plane, too. He was wearing a big Afro wig as a joke and the authorities took him aside and questioned him, as if he were a black revolutionary. The Soviets were just screwing with us, trying to put us off our game, trying to raise racial tensions between us. The Cold War was like that.

            The lights didn’t bother me. I was the big hick, a one-strap bib overall kind of guy, just raring to go. The team called me Abner, as in L‘il Abner. I didn’t care. I felt impervious. 

            The throwers were the first event, right in the middle of the arena in the glare of the anti-aircraft spotlights. As the first American thrower, I had the responsibility of setting the tone for my teammates, though I didn’t know it at the time. I found out after  I had drawn first blood. My teammates came up to me saying “Way to go. That’s the way to set the pace.”  I was like, “Huh?” 

            I didn’t even know how far I was throwing since they were measuring in the metric system. My best throw was 18.516 meters, which calculates to 60 feet, 9 inches, which took top honors. We were hillbillies and had no clue. For all we knew, the metric system was the subway.  

              After the meet, the games continued in our rooms. When the coaches and chaperones all went to the bar to celebrate a successful meet, the American female athletes began to waltz into the American men’s rooms. I thought,  “Whoa, I can’t wait until one walks into my room.” And one did. 

            She was a quarter-miler from the West Coast. It was the Hotel Moskva version of “Upstairs, Downstairs“ and it showed the Russians that Americans could get along with people of color, at least when the pants came down.

            The bad news was that the trip got me dropped from the university. I got back to school and started going to classes and they said, “You’re not signed up for this class, anymore.” 

            So I explained what had happened, that I had gone to Moscow and beat the Soviets. They said, “You beat the Russkies?” I confirmed that I had. They thought that was the greatest thing anybody from Middle Tennessee State University had ever done and I thought they were going to lynch somebody to celebrate. They let me back into school and I got straight As.

            My perspective on Russia changed. It wasn’t nearly as scary and gloomy as I thought. I won my event,  drank champagne and got laid, too, a tough combination to beat. But, Gies and Briesenick came back to haunt me at the Munich Olympics. It was not the only haunting thing that would happen there.

Bolsheviks, Babushka Women and Spies from the KGB and Stassi

February 22nd, 2010

            In 1969 I made my debut on the international track and field stage by getting invited to an event in the forbidden land of the Soviet Union.  It was in Moscow and we would be going behind what was then called the Iron Curtain, the wall of political isolation that manifested itself in the such things as the Berlin Wall, attack dogs, armed patrols, machine gun towers and land mines. It stretched from Poland to Bulgaria and was mostly to keep people in, rather than keeping people out.  The Soviet Union was that kind of place. People were dying to get out, literally.

            So, of course, I wanted to go there. It was a forbidden zone so that made it all the more exotic and adventurous. It was my introduction to the larger world and a memorable one it was, a coming out party as a shot-putting debutante.

            My travels had been limited to track meets in the U.S. and one to Windsor, Canada, which technically made it international, but since it’s right across the river from Detroit, it’s just like the U.S. It’s like the descending colon of the Midwest. No glamour or romance in that town.    

            For an American blue collar kid at that time, Moscow held no glamour or romance, either.  We thought of Russians and their comrades, the East Germans, as enemies with deadly intentions. Everyone knew of  the film “From Russia With Love” in which Sean Connery as James Bond had to fight for his life against the Soviet assassin played so well by the late actor Robert Shaw.  

            As an example of my sheltered life, Moscow was the first time I had soft boiled eggs, the first time I had espresso. It also was the first time I was followed by secret police. I didn’t like any of those. But I did like the French champagne and the Russian women, even though they didn‘t shave their legs or underarms. They were kind of scary. I liked them anyway. I was pretty scary myself.

            The meet would be between the U.S., East Germany and Russia in Moscow, home to the Kremlin, Lenin’s Tomb and the KGB. I remember there were long lines of Russian pilgrims waiting to see the corpse of Lenin in his glass tomb. They all looked like the cast of “Fiddler On the Roof.” Lenin didn’t though. He just looked dead.  

              Going to Moscow was a very big deal. A huge deal. It would be a test of wills, strength and intestinal fortitude. It was intimidating for a young Midwesterner to go there. As Americans, we had been brainwashed into thinking that Russia was a land where the birds didn’t sing and the sky was always the color of ashes.  It was a fortress country of Stalinistas, death, severe politics, potato soup, and harsh work camps. Almost sounds like an Olympic training camp! 

            I was astounded to find that birds did sing there, that the sky could be blue and sunny, and that the people were real human beings. Even the KGB agents, the ones that followed us around, were human beings, sort of. 

            Windsor was not anything like Moscow, even though the weather was much the same.  Moscow had it all. Drama and dread on the flight there, peasants on the steppes, the Bolshoi Ballet, the Kremlin, hot and cold running vodka, and a great happy ending  in my hotel room with several female athletes.

            I got invited to Moscow by default. I was still a student at Middle Tennessee State University, still trying to graduate. Nobody from MTSU ever went to Moscow. That was enemy territory, featuring godless commies and gulags. The only connection most people in the U.S. had with Russia was the Beatles’ song, “Back in the U.S.S.R.”

            But I had a throw of 63 feet even at the U.S. indoor nationals that year, a personal best, but not a first place in the meet.  The first and second place finishers, Randy Matson and George Woods, who threw 63 feet 11 inches and 63 feet 1 inch, respectively,  declined to go. They were top dogs at the time and had come in first and second in the 1968 Olympic games in Mexico City, winning the gold and silver medals in the shot-put.

            Their refusal had nothing to do with politics or hatred of communism or any sort of protest. They both were married and had other things going on. They were busy in graduate school and were in competitive training programs and were being productive members of society. Besides, there was no pay to go to Moscow. We were amateurs and couldn’t get paid. We just kept doing it for God and country. Well, I also did it for the poontang.

             You did get some spending money — $2 a day. That was it. Of course, at that time in Russia, $2 per diem was a king’s ransom.  Now it sounds ludicrously small. But back then you could buy snacks, beer, cigarettes and vodka if you wanted. Besides, we were just throwers. We didn’t know that we had any cash value. We just threw because we liked to do it.  So Matson and Woods stayed home, leaving the door open for me. I don’t know if I ever thanked them.   

            I was still competing for the University of Chicago Track Club, my old training ground. The coach, Ted Hayden, had to squeeze me into the championships because my best throw of 57 feet was a little shy of qualifying. But he believed in me and finagled it. I don’t think he figured I would score a third, but I had been training hard and focusing. I am eternally grateful to the late coach Coach Hayden, too, for helping launch me on an illustrious career path.
            And so I made the team for U.S. vs. Russia vs. East Germany in Moscow. I thought it was a real perq. All expenses paid, couple of bucks in your pocket and rubbing shoulders with some of the best athletes in the world.  I was in hog heaven, even though I had to wear a size 17 pair of Puma shoes stuffed with toilet paper since I had size 15 feet. 

            It was March and when we landed in Moscow I remember there were women out on the runway shoveling snow. They were wrapped up like mummies and were out there cleaning off the runways and approaches. They were like shadows out there moving the snow around and around.

            I was stunned.  The Soviet Union had put men in space, had been the first to put up a satellite. They had a huge, feared army. Big, fast tanks. MIG jet fighters, a huge nuclear arsenal. And women shoveling the runways. Even Windsor had snow plows, big ones. 

            We had changed planes in Amsterdam to Aeroflot, a propeller plane that apparently was a hand-me down from the Soviet military. There was a lot of turbulence after that and the plane would drop hundreds of feet and then rise again. It was dead silent in the passenger compartment. Everyone was scared shitless.

          I was sitting next to Billy Gaines who was sitting next to Brooks Johnson, the sprint coach, who was in the aisle seat. Gaines suddenly started sounding like he was going to vomit, putting his hands over his mouth and fumbling with his seatbelt. He started leaning toward Johnson, making muffled retching sounds. Everyone could hear him.  Johnson was frantically trying to unbuckle his seatbelt to get away, but couldn’t. Then Gaines stopped, looked up and grinned. Everyone in the plane cracked up. It broke the tension and fear of the flight. We had been in white knuckle hell. After that, were weren’t terrified anymore. Just scared.

            Charlie Green, the sprinter, was on the squad. He was in the military and always wore sunglasses. I asked him about it and he said he wore them for re-entry. I think we all could have used shades for that flight.  It seemed like it lasted forever. And when we landed, I think the plane actually had square wheels. 

            We stayed at the Hotel Moskva. I drank with the coaches every night. It was an international hotel and there were a lot of women there from Iceland and Norway. It was a very interesting place, filled with spies, apparatchiks, diplomats, business people, and international intrigue. There I was, with the KGB following me, bad eggs for breakfast and beautiful blonde Nordic women all around. I don’t know why they were there, but I wasn’t going to ask questions, except for one.

            It was all heady stuff for me, a factory worker from Elgin, Illinois. In that one month of March, I went from being basically a nobody to being a player on the world stage, feared by opponents, chased by women, followed by the KGB. It was a wonderful feeling, overwhelming and euphoric.

            For a week, I felt like James Bond.

WORLD RECORDS AND A STORM FROM VALHALLA

February 9th, 2010

            I was throwing like there was no tomorrow. I was throwing the shot like I was trying to save the world.

            I was going ballistic at the 1975 International Track Association meet in El Paso. It was a world record day. After my second throw, I knew I couldn’t be stopped and would beat the other throwers — Fred DeBernardi, Randy Matson and Karl Salb.

            It was the day of “The Shot Heard ’Round the World,” as one commentator coined it. But I was not only battling the throwers, I was battling for supremacy of the day. I wanted to eclipse all the other athletes; to be king of the hill, admired, feared, respected. Besides, I always ran my mouth to the newspapers and radio stations before the meet, predicting records and fabulous performances, so I had to live up to that. And I had predicted the world record to my mother and sister. It was Mother’s Day and I wanted to do something special for her. That was extra motivation.  

            As I stepped into the circle for my fourth throw, I remembered the phone call I made that morning to mom and sis. I had to come through. As I began my windup, I said out loud, “This one’s for you, mom.”  I started the rotation, powered into the spin. I felt like a whirlwind, light and powerful, moving through the circle. I watched the shot arc and saw the puff of dust when it landed. It was 71 feet, 11 inches, an outdoor world record. 

            I stepped out of the ring and away from the pack. I was the dog running with the stick now.  Nobody could catch me. And I didn’t mean just the throwers. I meant nobody could catch my shock wave and eclipse me, not the sprinters, the vaulters or the jumpers or any of the gold medalists or world record holders who were there that day.

            On my fifth throw, I yelled, “Mike, this one’s for you!” meaning Mike O‘Hara, president of the ITA. He was, after all, the reason that I was in El Paso throwing that day. I was in the groove then, more torque, my rotation tighter, my release almost perfect. I launched. The throw measured 73 feet and ½ inch. I broke the record I had just set.

            I don’t know what the other throwers or athletes or fans were doing. I was in a zone. I wanted to go back to the circle immediately and throw again. I was on fire.

            That 35 second time limit on the throwers now seemed like a week as I waited for Salb, Matson and DeBernardi. And then it was my turn again, my last throw.  I had already set a record, already beaten the other throwers, already made them eat my dust. So I let it all hang out. I let all the fear, anxiety and trepidation of fouling, of stepping out of the circle, fall away.  It was a feeling of pure potential, of fearlessness and of being immune to petty emotion. I said, “This one’s for me” and cranked up the particle accelerator and smashed through. I came out of my rotation faster than I thought possible. I became a blur. It was one of those moments when your dreams, your ideas, your desires all fuse together for the supernova. Every ounce of strength and energy came forth in a lightning strike. It was a throw-gasm.

            I felt myself push off the ball of my foot at the release and it was as if the Earth pushed back. I knew. I knew that I had made the best throw of my life, of anyone‘s life up to that point. I looked down and saw I hadn’t fouled. I ran over to Fred and leaped into the air, pushing off his shoulders, touching the sky. Fred was happy for me and held out his hands in congratulation.  Even my arch rivals became fans after that throw.

             Other athletes came running at me. I ran around like I was crazy. And I was crazy, possessed by adrenalin, high on the performance.  People were saying things to me, but the crowd was so loud I couldn’t hear anything.

            The judges brought out the measuring tape they had been using that day and it struck me that they were using a synthetic tape. That stretches. They measured the throw at under 75 feet.

            “I want a steel tape!” I shouted.         

            The officials began searching but couldn’t find one. After what seemed like a half hour, my greatest arch-rival, Matson, said he had a steel tape. His tape showed a throw of 75 feet, ¼ inch.  That synthetic tape had been stretched quite a bit and under-measured the throw by ½ inch. It made me think of all the 69 foot, 11 inch throws I had made.

            There were still events after that and there were astounding performances in those, too. Warren Edmundson ran the 100 yard dash in 9.1, tying Bob Hayes record.  My friend Steve Smith was trying for a 19 foot, 1 inch pole vault, along with Bob Seagren and Buddy Williamson. They didn’t make it. John Smith ran a 45-second 440 which was a world record. 

            The ITA athletes were trying to build a buzz for the upcoming European tour and were pushing the limits of their speed and strength, pushing against the fear of failure and injury. Europeans love track and field and we knew we were going to be revered, adored, fawned over, treated like demi-gods there. Maybe we’d even get free shoes.  At least that’s what we hoped.

            But while all this record-breaking was still going on, the weather turned suddenly ugly, biblically ugly. Dark clouds swept in. The temperature dropped. Hail started pelting the earth. The wind created dust devils and started knocking things down. The hurdle and jump standards blew over. People started scattering, running to the parking lot with this dumbfounded look on their faces, as if the end was coming. 

            It seemed to be a signal from Mount Olympus,  a message that lesser demi-gods should not strive to be more than they are. I’ve always believed my throws that day evoked a hail storm from the gods, a warning that I had come too close to Valhalla.  Then again, it could have just been one of those spring storms that scare the crap out of mere mortals.

            My world record of 75 feet lasted for 12 years, three months, two days, and a couple of hours.

Warming Up the Particle Accelerator and Finding the Nucleus

January 21st, 2010

            It was a beautiful spring day and I was warming up for the meet that would put me on the cover of Sports Illustrated. I was throwing well in the warm-ups –  67’ 6”  from a standing position — even though I was dialing back my rehearsal routine. 

            Usually I went all out in the warm-ups. Sometimes I would warm up for an hour, take a break and then throw some more. Indoors, I would throw over 80 feet in warm-ups. It was all part of the show. We were performers, after all, and we wanted to give the fans in the stands their money’s worth. 

            But at the International Track Association meet in El Paso in 1975,  I was conserving my energy. I even cut out the usual back flips and other “Look ma, no hands” stunts that fans loved thought the meet was going to be televised on ABC‘s Wide World of Sports. I just had the feeling that I would need every milligram of energy I could muster that day.

            The 35 second rule was in effect, too. The producers wanted the action to move fast because a track and field meet can be like fishing without bait on the hook — really boring.  So after you threw and they took the measurement, the next thrower would be called and he had 35 seconds to get in the circle and throw. That way, things kept moving along.

            This was much different than amateur meets, where athletes would take their time. They would go through their prima donna rituals. The jumpers and vaulters would measure their steps,  put on another pair of shoes, or re-lace the ones they had on.  The runners would be checking the starting blocks and feeling the surface, checking the wind. The throwers would be smoking pot.

            No, just kidding. The throwers would hunker down, put on their best, meanest looking game faces and ignore each other. There was always a tremendous level of psych-out in the shot-put. There was absolutely no eye contact because nobody wanted to display any sort of weakness, which can show in the eyes. We were implosively into ourselves and each of us would stake out our little piece of turf and would defend it like junkyard dogs. “Don’t screw with me. Don’t look at me. Don’t see me. Don’t even think about looking. Just think about how I will crush you.”  That was our pre-event mantra.  

            On top of all that, we were in Bowie High School stadium, not much to look at, no cheerleaders, no pom-pom girls. However, for this occasion I was in fashionable black shorts and a tank-top with a Post cereal logo on the back. Post was one of the ITA sponsors. So, I was sitting there thinking about how to crush my opponents while wearing an ad for Post Toasties. I don’t know how much cash the company chipped in, but in the ITA we were glad to get anything. I would have started eating Post Toasties or Sugar Crisps, but they didn’t give us any free samples.  We called the Post rep “Sugar Bear” after the Sugar Crisps mascot.  

            Speaking of bears, I was throwing against Karl Salb, Randy Matson, and Fred DeBernardi that day. They were a tough crowd. Matson had silver and gold Olympic medals, DeBernardi was an NCAA champion in the discus and the shot, and Salb was one of those guys who could throw 72 feet warming up. I would need to reach deep down and gather all my mental and physical strength to beat them.  I would need luck, too.

            Somehow I had come into possession of a shot owned by Hans Hoaglund, a student at the University of Texas-El Paso. Either he had donated it to my cause or I had borrowed it from him. In any case, Hoaglund later used the same shot to win an NCAA championship. It would be a lucky shot for me, too.            

            As usual, I was trying to keep breakfast down. Competitions always made me so nervous I had to hit the bathroom and puke. Better there than on the field. It became a ritual with me. Throw up and then throw.  Worked for me. 

            At this meet I was at the top of the order and would throw first. We each had six throws. We were in the spotlight and the stadium was noisy, but I was oblivious to what was going on in the stands.  The crowd quieted as I stepped into the ring. My first throw was 68 feet 3 inches. Disappointing. I threw nearly that far from a standing position in the warm-ups. 

            I knew that the old fear of fouling was limiting me and that I wasn’t demanding enough of myself.  I was not in the groove yet, not at that point of total abandonment into the throw, not at the point where all of your physical and psychic power come together like nuclear fission and the chain reaction occurs — coil, spin, throw. Blam! Shock wave. 

            I stepped out of the circle and reviewed. It would be less than two minutes before I was up again so I had to make a quick fix. I felt that I had to get lower and attack the toe board. That means you need to drive your impulse foot into the area just behind the front of the board and lift at the end of the rotation. Your body becomes a catapult. In the rotational throw, you don’t heave the shot like you do in the traditional glide. You whip it, like a particle accelerator, except the particle weighs 16 pounds. The shot is already traveling through space and time when you extend your arm, which adds more acceleration to the particle.  

            I dug down into the nucleus of my being and drove a little harder and a little deeper. My next throw was 68-11. The particle accelerator was beginning to tune into the moment. The day wasn’t over yet and I was going radioactive.